That's Not My Name

In training we talked about all the vulgar and inappropriate names people call each other and that they're unacceptable. And I thought to myself, "those are terrible and disgusting." But then I thought, "there are some names that people call me that are quite mild and common but annoy me as much as being call some of those vulgar terms." So here's my list, concider yourself warned.

Don't call me:
Red
Hannah Banana
Hannah Montana
Popet
Carrot top
Fire
thatonenastynicknameforredheads (firecrotch)

My family and only my family may call me:
Hanny
Hanoi
Hurricane Hannah
Na Na
Nanners
Mable
Pumpkinhead

My friends, and only my friends may call me:
Hona
Ginger
HJ
ZJ* (just Keaton)

Only that one guy can call me:
Hannah Bear

That's not my name...

My name is Hannah.
Use it.